April 2026
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Three massive stories… and we haven’t even talked Mag 7 earnings yet. Here is my breakdown of the UAE handing OPEC its two weeks’ notice, the fresh round of OpenAI bear-signaling, and Powell’s farewell presser.
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Microsoft. Apple. Amazon. Meta. Alphabet. This is the week. Lock in. Also, futures have become stingy with the rate cuts. It isn’t the problem. Why? Click below; find out.
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🐂Bull markets climb a wall of worry🧱 Markets price in all “knowns”, bear and bull cases alike. I’m actually more concerned when there isn’t a bear case to contend with, as that leaves us vulnerable to surprises. This week shifts earnings dominate the docket. So far – early days, admittedly – CFOs are acting as…
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🤝Diplomacy failed ❌ 🛢️Oil went higher 📈 🤵 Stocks went lower📉 ✅ Makes Sense👌 But, the door will remain open for a TACO moment until 10AM… and earnings start this week. I have a lot to say about this pivotal week… somehow I kept under 350 words. Witness this miracle. Click below.
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🤔Was it nothing more than a short squeeze?📈 Well, it was certainly a short squeeze, but that doesn’t necessarily validate or disqualify this rally as a bear trap or the real deal. Click for insight on how I am approaching the markets and everything you need to navigate the coming week: from 📊 inflation 📊…
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